Laugh Out Loud XenoSaga

Because I should probably update. I guess.

2007-06-17T19:09:51Z

Auroremne: Can you imagine how scary life would be if Kefka and Albedo threw a party? D: D: D:

cewc3w: Imagine? No, because that'll be OFF THE CHARTS.

Auroremne: I mean, they're both batshit insane, and have the laughs to prove it!

cewc3w: They'll be comparing laughs all night!

Kefka: My laugh--
Albedo: MINE IS LONGER.

I'm also thinking of moving this LJ to S2 so I can use tags. Hmmmmmmmmm yup.

Where is everybody, anyway?

Also whenareyougoingtopostthething ?

GIP

2007-06-07T01:05:41Z

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, WASHING MACHINE!!!!

Also, HAPPY ALBEDO DAY! I'm slacking.

To whom it may concern: I saved the draft. Just pick you where you left off.

edit: Hello, Allen. What's happening? Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports. You see, we're putting the coversheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this? If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And Uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.

MADDIE PRESENTS A COMIC FOR YOUSE.

2007-05-29T04:05:10Z

cosmicnotion

lol_xenosaga @ 2007-05-24T20:02:00

2007-05-25T00:02:25Z

See? That's Joshua Seth, chaos' VA...

p.s. maddie is a dork lol

chaos: ya rly

Random.

2007-05-20T01:45:54Z

This thing still gets comments!

That's all. And, I think, I'm not as funny as I used to be.

Macro?

Spread the joy. Or mayhem. Or get those damn XenoLegacy tightwads in line. And by "tightwads," I certainly don't mean the mods because they rule. >)

Something wicked this way comes.

Maybe... baby.

2007-04-25T02:58:27Z

It certainly effin' feels like it. ~_~

PWNED, BITCH!

2007-02-01T14:56:11Z

S'up, guys? This is SO not your normal poster. It's cosmicnotion! I'm gonna hijack this journal every once in awhile to share some crazy shit! :D

So anyway, I've been on a Kevin-bashing kick lately. It's not a hard thing to do, believe me. *grin* And I came up with some stuff... and it just happens to be that I've written them all in the wee hours of the morning. So naturally, they're awesome. XD

All good things come in threes, so... I present to you, three crazy scenes starring ~~The Injustice League~~ Wilhelm and the Testaments!

Part I: Of Testaments and Fortune Cookies

Albedo: Hey, guys! Fortune cookies!
Virgil: Sweet-ass. *opens one* "Beware your brothers in arms; sibling rivalry may abound."
Albedo: In bed!
Virgil: *cringes* I'm not even going to ponder that one.
Voyager: My turn. *opens cookie* "Beware of the past, for it may come back to haunt you."
Albedo: In bed!
Voyager: *smirks and hopes that Jan Sauer/Ziggy DOES come back to haunt him... in bed*
Virgil: ...please don't ever smirk like that again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Albedo: *opens his* "Growth of the spirit is stronger than growth of the body."
Virgil: In bed!
Albedo: *cough* BULLSHIT. I think someone mixed up my fortune with Rubedo's.
Virgil: Easy thing to do.
Albedo: I'm offended! *laughs* At least I can get laid!
Kevin: *opens a cookie and silently reads the fortune* ...
Albedo: Read it out loud!
Kevin: ...I'd rather not.
Virgil: Read it, Airhead, or we'll do it for you.
Kevin: ...fine. It says, "You will always be forced to submit to a higher power."
Albedo & Virgil: IN BED!
Voyager: *cackles*
Albedo: That's old news right there.
Virgil: No kidding. Happens all the time.
Kevin: ... *gives Albedo and Virgil the finger*
Albedo: No thanks, Red. Wilhelm will beat my ass if I take you up on that.
Virgil: I don't swing that way, anyhow.
Voyager: *snickers*
Kevin: I hate you all!
Wilhelm: *walks in* What's going on?
Albedo: Fortune cookies, boss! *tosses him one*
Wilhelm: Oh? *opens it* "Your adversary has more bountiful assets."
Albedo: *snorts with laughter and whispers* In bed...!
Wilhelm: ...pardon me? *narrows eyes*
Albedo: I said nothing! *tries to keep a straight face*
Wilhelm: My manhood feels threatened. *sulks* Kevin Winnicot, come with me. I need to... speak to you.
Kevin: Yes, sir. *follows Wilhelm*
Albedo: Here we go again! *stuffs cotton in his ears*
Virgil: *sings* This is getting old!

PWNAGE COUNT: 1

Part II: Songs For Testaments!

Virgil: "I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dai!"
Albedo: *blinku*
Virgil: That's my song, duh.
Albedo: Mine is better.
Virgil: Bullshit.
Albedo: "I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY!" :D
Virgil: ...
Voyager: "Back in black, I hit the sack!"
Virgil: ...please never talk about the sack again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Kevin: ...
Virgil: Say something, god damn!
Kevin: ...something.
Albedo: EARTH TO DIPSHIT! You forgot to declare your song, dumbass!
Kevin: *sighs* "...if you want to be free, take a sip of this tea, join the Red Oyster Cult."
Virgil: You know, Red, you can really be a total airhead sometimes…
Kevin: Shut your face before I---
Wilhelm: That's enough, Winnicot.
Kevin: I apologize.
Wilhelm: You can make it up to me later. *winks and saunters off*
Virgil: He's got you WHIPPED, Airhead! Oops, I mean Red. ^_^
Albedo: OOH! Somebody just got owned, and I think it was Kevin!
Kevin: ...I really hate you all. *stalks off to sulk (but we know where he's REALLY going!)*
Voyager: "Back in black, I hit the---"
Virgil: ---NO.

PWNAGE COUNT: 2

Part III: When Testaments Clash

Albedo: So! How was YOUR day, Red?
Kevin: ... *just came out of Wilhelm's office and is rather sore*
Albedo: Sucks to be you! Haha, get it? Sucks!
Kevin: Shut up, Albedo.
Albedo: *doesn't seem to hear him* It must be crazy getting fucked by Wilhelm! *laughs*
Kevin: Crazy like you? And… at least I never got fucked by my father. *smirkity*
Albedo: ...............that... was a low blow. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Kevin: Albedo… *warning glare*
Albedo: OH! Wait a minute! You don't HAVE a mother! She's dead! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! That's what I'd do if my mother was dead: shut the fuck up! Shut. The. Fuck. Up! That's right, Douchey LaRue! You think I'm gonna take orders from the Red Testament? You may be Wilhelm's biatch, but you're gonna---GAAAAHH!!!*
Kevin: *WTF ATTACK*
Virgil: Holy shit! CAT FIGHT!
Voyager: *grabs some popcorn*
Virgil: Hey, share! *steals some*
Voyager: *wonders if there will be gay porn following the fight*
Virgil: ...don't ever think about that again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Albedo: *pwns Kevin*
Kevin: x_x
Virgil: A winner is you!
Albedo: Hell yeah. FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER, AIRHEAD!
Kevin: Does it feel that good, Albedo? Will it feel that good when---
Wilhelm: *appears* That's enough, both of you. Kevin, come with me.
Kevin: But we just...
Wilhelm: ...are you questioning me?
Kevin: No, sir! *follows Wilhelm*
Albedo: Yes indeedy. A winner is me.
Voyager: Hey, I was right! *talking about the gay porn*
Virgil: ...NO.

PWNAGE COUNT: A damn lot, but we'll just say 3

*Inspired by a Dave Chappelle skit!

So... OH HELL YEAH I WENT THERE! And I think I had a little too much fun doing it. XD

Anyway, that's all. I'm out!

PS: No stealin' my icon(s)! >O

Canaan... what is that on your head?

2006-12-18T09:53:27Z

Who missed me? I missed me.

2006-12-15T19:28:27Z

Hiatus over! School's out for three weeks! For anyone that's been following my other journal (y'know, the one I actually update?) school's been real stressful and hectic until the vrery end.

It was so hectic, I'm still misspelling shit.

But now it's time to breath! WHOO-HOO. And I give you:

XenoSaga I in a Nutshell
Allen: WAAAAAAAANK

No, no, kidding. I had a whole lot more, but it got eaten when I transfered from the Gateway to a real computer. I was sad for awhile.

It was actually funny, too. Will I get my hopes up to try again? We'll see.

Sorry for the mental image. If only I can find that doujinshi of Allen actually... nevermind. I'm not THAT vinidictive, even if I am scarred for life. I'm not quite mean enough to inflict PAIN on random strangers. ("Vinidictive." Did I spell that right? Did I use the right word?!)

chaos: Hi.
Jin: Hi.
Matthews: GET A ROOM DX
Jin: You assume too much. -walks off with Jr.-
Matthews: O.O Not chaos?
Jr.: Don't just stand there; help me! I AM BEING ABDUCTED.
Hammer: Jin / Jr. OTP FTW J/K
Matthews: STFU DX

Jin's gay. The rest of the cast is in denial. He's got Squall Leonhart Syndrome.

Discuss.

lol_xenosaga @ 2006-10-17T23:26:00

2006-10-18T03:26:56Z

Albedo: I am in your base, killing your dudes.

Gaignun: OH NO. I must defend my lego fortress.

Albedo: Fat chance! I have a tonka truck of TERROR.

Gaignun: But I have missiles of--

???: *knock knock* Who's in the pool room!?

Albedo: It's old man Kukai! RUN FOR IT!

***

Junior: *walks in* ...Why are these toys here?

She has a reputation to maintain. The bitch.

2006-10-18T01:29:57Z

Citrine: >_>
Citrine: <_<
Citrine: *snuggles*
Gaignun: Aww. :)
Citrine: Tell anyone and I'll kill you.
Gaignun: Eep.

SPAM SPAM SPAMITY SPAM

2006-10-18T01:22:18Z

Peach: Oh, wow. Peachy!

Albedo: WRONG PEACH. WRONG GAME. IS THIS SOMEONE'S CRAPPY FANFICTION?

Peach: ...

MOMO: Get out!

The things we do to cheer her up. :)

2006-10-18T01:17:12Z

Auroremne: *grumps*
Cewc3w: Don't grump! *clings*
Cewc3w: ...I'll beat up Gaignun for you? :D
Auroremne: Poor Gaignun. XD
Gaignun: GIVE ME A BREAK! *is mauled*
Auroremne: That made me crack a smile.
Cewc3w: Yay! :D
Jr: I am not doing this.
KOS-MOS: *points R-Cannon at his head*
Jr: ... *dances in a tutu singing 'I Want You to Want Me'*
Shion: Yays!
Albedo: *laughs*
T-ELOS: *glares*
Albedo: Aw, crap. *strips to Timberlake's 'SexyBack'*
Wilhelm: ALL OF YOU GET OUT OF MY OFFICE. Albedo can stay though. And the boombox.
Albedo: ...Aw, CRAP.
Gaignun: -sigh-
Citrine: *whip* WORK IT, BOY.
Gaignun: *dances in a thong*

lol_xenosaga @ 2006-10-17T21:12:00

2006-10-18T01:12:09Z

Junior: They see me rollin'.
Albedo: *BLAM!*
Junior: They hatin'. ...Who shot the Durandal?
Albedo: *walks away*

You didn't miss me, did you!?

2006-09-28T04:42:14Z

Finally got done with Xenosaga Episode One, AND Episode Three is sitting on my shelf.

You can cease and desist now.

***

http://gkjuniorstare.ytmnd.com/
Gaignun Kukai Junior stares into your soul.

http://albedostare.ytmnd.com/
So does Albedo.

How many of you guys still read this thing?

rar!

2006-09-03T04:08:42Z

So it's official.

rocketonaplanet is the only one in the frickin' world that does not own Xenosage Ep. 3.

Shoot her! :D

Allright, who's responsible?

2006-08-07T22:29:34Z

The fact is, there is no Objection 500,000. Oh well, points for trying.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php

My fandom needs to stop fighting. T_T

2006-07-21T04:31:44Z

For fuck's sake;

First off, IT'S FICTION. And guess what? People have OPINIONS. Get the fuck over it. And people are gonna clash, but nothing has to escalate to anything.

Respect other's opinions, quit the super!snarkiness, and love each other, dammit.

No love,
Disgruntled Almost-Neutral Fanperson.

Almost-Neutral because I KNOW I'm gonna get flagged and flammed for this. Well fuck y'all. This is my journal, and this is MY opinion. Sometimes I'm harshly remember why I don't get into shit in the first place. But then again, the hell I have this journal?

ROFL AND COMMENTS DISABLED BECAUSE I MIGHT KICK YOU IN THE FACE. GODDAMN IT.

What the hell?

2006-07-10T16:38:38Z

Shion: HI.
Miyuki: HELLO.
Kevin: Noes.

Time for some sophisticated humour!

2006-07-10T16:29:33Z

Albedo: YAY STARBUCKS.

Junior: Why do you like this place so much?

Albedo: Coffee, duh. I don't recommend their pastries.

Shion: Oh, look, it's my brother! HI.

Jin: *silently moonwalks, abducts Junior, and runs away*

Albedo: That Jim guy... he looks like that Michael Jackson with that outfit.

Shion: It's Jin.

Albedo: No... this is coffee. You really shouldn't drink so much.

Well, at the moment, I got nothing. I'm toning down the perviness, tho. I think.

lol_xenosaga @ 2006-07-06T22:32:00

2006-07-07T02:30:16Z

C'mon, you were all thinking it...

edit 12/15/2006: Shit, anyone remember what icon that was? I don't.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO A RHPS …SHOW. :D

2006-07-04T01:05:28Z

For those that haven't been to the 'Live' version, it's basically Rock Horror Picture Show playing while actors act it out. Also, 'random' guy from the audience (and everyone else xD) would yell random 'commentary.' It was awesome and fun, and I went to my first one last Saturday :D

Example:
Movie: A TOAST!
[toast is thrown to audience]
Random Guy: TO CANNIBALISM!

Oh noes, poor Xenosaga. If the charaters were real they'd come after us with sticks:

XS RHPS-fied, brought to you by the Retarded Kittens. That's cosmicnotion and rocketonaplanet :D

[Jr. is running under a shroom-tripping sky.]

Jr.: *moan gasp whimper moan etc.*

Retarded Kitten: Hey, Jr.! Which of your brothers is making you moan like that?

Jr.: *stops running* GAIGNUUUUUN!!!

Retarded Kitten: Hey, who killed my fellow Retarded Kitten? The one with Gaignun's personalized thong around his neck!?

Jr.: Gaignun… *emo tears*

[random room with red lighting, oh noes PR0N]

Retarded Kitten: Aw shyeet! What do I say now!?

Jr.: Don’t say anything…

Retarded Kitten: WHY!?

Jr.: It’s all over… …

Retarded Kitten: WUT IS!?

Jr.: …everything…

Retarded Kitten: Already? Damn, that was fast. That explains the shocked and empty look on Gaignun's face.

["Suddenly, a bright light appeared from the hole."* What? Light really did come out of nowhere! It's worded weird and stuff. Argh. Go away.]

Retarded Kitten: Now which one of your brothers licks your ass!?

Jr.: Al…bedo…

Retarded Kitten: And what do you say when he licks your ass!?**

Jr: *screams*

[Jr then wakes up and stares at his hand… after breathing hard for a good 5 minutes. Damn.]

Retarded Kitten: And what did you say when you woke up and found out that you wanked off in your sleep yet again!?

Jr.: Damn it!

"Jr. got out of the bed and ran away."*

*Thanks, GameFaqs! xD
Source: http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/xenosaga_script.txt

**Yaoi doujinshi is hilarious. Especially when there's ass licking involved.

Damn it's those

2006-06-06T20:05:54Z

retarded kittens.

I DUN CARE IF MY LAYOUT IS STRETCHED OUT T_T haha. Enjoy.

I am not hotlinking.

2006-06-02T03:15:09Z

"Shion, the beatings will continue until morale improves."

Side Note:
rocketonaplanet also hates stupid people and they should not breed. :)

R-what?

2006-05-15T20:51:18Z

Well, it's funny TO ME XD

Official thread at the Xenolegacy Forum. Join in on the fun somehow or else! XD